Another Sunday. Another episode of My Fair Wedding. Le sigh. I’m left feeling a wee bit inadequate. As this wedding thing approaches I’m starting to hear David in my head.
Me: I’m so excited about my Alice in Wonderland themed wedding.
David: Is she kidding? Alice in Wonderland? That’s fine for a kid’s birthday party but not for a wedding. How are we going to make this appropriate for a wedding?
Me: My venue is super awesome! It’s an art museum.
David: Art museum and Alice in Wonderland? These don’t work together at all. I mean the space is lovely but it just doesn’t work with the vision. She needs a garden or an empty soundstage I can transform using carefully picked vendors whose companies I plug incessantly.
Me: I have my dress already and I think it’s Alice-y.
David: I know she loves her dress but I’ve got a whole line of dresses that would be so much better.
Me: And my mom is making my cake!
David: OH NO!!! No bride of mine. . .
Le gran sigh. I know it’s crazy but I can’t stop watching the show and the voice just keeps getting louder.
Do you hear him too?